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Post by Ilkzz on Mon 20 Apr - 21:52

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bar tender, "Got any 'gwapes'?", and the bartender replies, "No, sorry I don't sell grapes here." So the duck leaves and goes home to rest and the next day he walks into the same bar and asks the bar tender, "Got any gwapes?" The bartender replies, "No, sorry I don't sell grape here." The duck leaves and goes home to rest and the next day, he goes back to the bar and asks the bartender, "Got any gwapes?" The bartender angrily replies, "I don't want to have to tell you again, I don't sell grapes here and if you ask me again I will nail your beek to the counter of the bar!" The duck leaves and goes home to rest. The next day the duck goes to the bar and asks, "Got any nails?" The bartender looks at him and screams, "No, we don't have any nails!" The duck then asks, "Got any gwapes?"

LOOL. I bit dumb but quite funny Very Happy

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Post by godsgift on Mon 20 Apr - 22:25

hahah he made sure he didn't have any nails, before he asked for gwapes. What a Face
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Post by YungJoshii on Sun 10 May - 23:24

well done godsgift, you got that joke spot on mate Razz
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Post by Ilkzz on Mon 11 May - 16:31

OOOO I see "beef" starting... Razz

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Post by YungJoshii on Mon 11 May - 19:32

No beef.. He just stated the obvious thats all haha

lil bit peculiar me thinks Wink
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Post by godsgift on Tue 19 May - 16:42

YungJoshii wrote:No beef.. He just stated the obvious thats all haha

lil bit peculiar me thinks Wink

Lool, u have to be like 2 not to get it. Do you really think I had a smile on my face when I wrote that?
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Post by Ilkzz on Tue 19 May - 17:21

godsgift wrote:
YungJoshii wrote:No beef.. He just stated the obvious thats all haha

lil bit peculiar me thinks Wink

Lool, u have to be like 2 not to get it. Do you really think I had a smile on my face when I wrote that?

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Post by YungJoshii on Tue 19 May - 20:35

Yeah me to.. Wink
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Post by Ilkzz on Tue 19 May - 22:54

When I was reading that I kinda did have a smile. I think it was sort of funny... NO JOKE!

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